I wonder if God has facebook...

I was thinking today about how Facebook is such a great way to keep in touch with random people that you've happen to encounter throughout your life. It's so easy because you don't actually have to speak to people face to face (haha) but can just do your daily routine and occasionally poke your friends or send someone a Birthday message or gift to show them that they are in your thoughts and what-not. And what's even more awesome is that you constantly are baraged with information about peoples current moods, activities, jobs, and what's going on in their lives. It was at this moment that I realized that being so all-knowing of people without people actually knowing that you're all-knowing of them (but them having some sort of notion that you can know so much about them) is like being a really really watered down version of God!
Now, for the sake of what I'm about to say, let's just assume that God is a some sort of spiritual being (high-power, all-knowing, super-intelligent force that you can never understand unless you yourself are self-realized). And let's just say that some poor soul who had only one question to ask God, asked , "God, how in the universe do you do keep track of all the thoughts, hopes and dreams of the six billion people living in this world?" I think God would smile at the poor soul, pull out his GodBookPro Laptop and then show the poor soul some sort of holy version of Facebook.
Think about it, how else could an intelligent being materialistically keep up with the massive amount of prayers, thoughts and actions that each and every human being does in his entire life without actually speaking to each and every person in this world. God would probably use Facebook.
We must already be logged into God's facebook profile, where every action we do is recorded and just displays on the News Feed of God's facebook home page. It's like Priyanka Wali has joined the group "Keck School of Medicine C/O 2011" . or John Smith has just found out he has colon cancer.
I can just imagine it right now. God could log onto Facebook every morning using the login: God@god.universe and password: 000almighty000. God can poke people every now and then into self-realization, send them messages by writing on their consciences or giving them gifts when appropriate. For every new birth, it must be like "So-and-so would like to add you as a friend". God, God must have a lot of friends on his profile.